i swear it has to be wine o’clock by now why aren’t my parents gone yet
earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that
HOLD UP its national chocolate chip cookie day buy some chocolate chips
in the south we don’t say “you’re a dumb fuck” we say “bless your heart” and i think that’s beautiful.
finals week 2k13:
good decisions are 4 chumps